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God

A guy who talked to a bunch of Jews, Christians, and Muslims, and accidentally caused more deaths than anyone else.
Christian: "My god is right!"
Muslim: "No mine!"
Jew: "No it's mine!"
by Crvddy August 21, 2023
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Used in the first “Deadpool” movie..just before he cuts off his hand to escape and flip of colossus lol basically it doesn’t matter cause ain’t no “god” listening or watching so yolo.. God is a child with football field size ant-farm.. and where deep in the cavern system gents
Do it or don’t.. it’s not like you’d be struck by lightning or turned it to salt.. like Are you there God? It's me, Margaret
by DEZtheDECIMATOR June 4, 2022
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God's Piss

The finest hooch to ever grace the earth. Crafted by the master fermenters Judson and Harrison in the most unexpected of places. If a drop were to ever grace your lips, it would be the closest you would ever get to Heaven in this godless world.
Ayo, its me Vega. Hey Jack and Emily, I got so drunk off Judson and Harrison's God's Piss last night, that I literally thought God.
by NotJudson April 29, 2024
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The God Slayer

Iberian God of Sex and Flex.

He is known by his ability to flirt and fuck with everything. He tends to always Flex about his sexual Encounter.

IT can be used as an adjective.
Oh No!! Here comes The God Slayer.

You are such a The God slayer.
by Alloma77 November 23, 2021
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Heavens god strats

Heavens god strats, also known as how to lose a game whithin 10 seconds, are some very good strats.
Heavens god strats

Oh no, heavens saying his god strats again...
by Heaven gayboy September 21, 2020
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chicken god

a dude who has a lot of chicks and gets more pussy than imaginable
boy 1: how can i become a chicken god
chicken god: you'll never be one because you ain't getting laid
by chicken pussy May 9, 2018
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God

This cowardly concept of the mind and the world, befor technology it was reverse speech, now in moderndays its silent sounds like gangstalking and tinfoil hat stuff, believing in this christian go, opens the mind to subliminal under thethreshold guidance, through pretty anything that not above the threshold, bible talks about mrks and seals, its just about the first page and last page in reverse making subliminals like a third pesron narative of your life, but when you figure this out and the pschos and there father in law touching me cult, resort to binarual beat silent sound hypnosis, and there concept of god, anyone who hides them self and uses what not is a coward and a liar for the bi sexual bull of the american pig fuckers
god ain,t the name of the ruler of your life its something more time fucked up
by MyneOwedWoos June 24, 2023
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