sex coupon

That book your girlfriend makes you with sex coupons that when you try to use them all they she tells you to fuck off.

Me-"Yeah, can I use that sex coupon for one free BJ right now" GF-"Nope, fuck off asshole"

by racer76916 November 26, 2009

sex proxy

One with whom your sexual partner has had sexual relations with.

After his girlfriend confessed all to him, my buddy Hans found out he has a dog for a sex proxy!

by Bodacious Brian August 11, 2018

Macbeth Sex

Sex with a girl after comforting her when she's sad.

"Kelly was sad about her dog dying. So I bought her flowers and comforted her and we went to my place and had macbeth sex."

by Jimbob017 December 22, 2008

marious sex

v. adj. noun.: better than real sex.

give me that wonderful marious sex.

by dramaticdiva1 September 3, 2006

sex story

Ivy, a petite girl with huge tits, hands Emma, her sexy blonde friend a vibrator. She hesitates, but then hears the teachers footsteps and has no choice but to insert the cold metal into her pussy with a small gasp. Ivy slips it into her pussy, then turns it on. Both girls clench their thighs and moan under their breath as they feel their pussy become wet. The vibrator massages their clit and a few minutes into the class, they can’t hold back and erupt into loud moaning and shaking. The hot teacher walks over to their table, and bangs his hands on the desk, grabbing the remote and with an evil grin that only the girls can see & presses the highest setting. “FUCKKK!! AHHHH...FUCK-”
“You are staying with me! Class dismissed!” He shouts.
“I think you naughty girls deserve a punishment!” He rips Ivy’s bra off, cupping her huge boobs and pinching her nipple while she moans. “Mmm, yesss. Ahhh! M-more!” He bends Emma over the desk and spanks her while she rubs her friends clit, the vibrator still going. He slides his huge, erect cock into Emma’s tight pussy and fucks her, watching her tits bounce while Emma eats Ivy’s pussy. “AHH! Fuck me harder Sir! AHH MMM- ” He spanks Ivy, and whispers: “Dirty little sluts. Are you enjoying this?.” He cums into Emma’s throbbing pussy, sucks Ivy’s nipples, then inserts the vibrator into them again. “DO NOT take this out today. I’ll see you naughty girls after school.” The girls look at eachother, breathless and shaking. “Wow. This was amazing.”

you wanted a sex story here was one ;)

by oisis September 22, 2022

Car sexing

A sexual act. The event in which a woman undergoes sexual intercourse with a vehicles gearstick/gearknob or handbrake. This is the explanation behind why the car smells funny and the sticky residue found on the gearstick and gearknob, after you had said "ill be back in a minute" to your grilfiend.

'Man, it smells like you been car sexing in here', as he thinks to himself.

by JC October 7, 2004

sex pool

where an orgy is held, my friend alex made it up. We were at an orgy and he said there is a complete sex pool in the master bedroom.

Jamie: Hey roscoe my parents are out of town lets call some people up and make this place a sex pool.

by KroSS September 15, 2004