"I wanted to see Taken but Sarah wanted to see Marley and Me so we saw that instead."
"Fwitcha!"
"Shut up I am not whipped!"
"Fwitcha!"
"Shut up I am not whipped!"
by Jimbob017 May 28, 2009
"Kelly was sad about her dog dying. So I bought her flowers and comforted her and we went to my place and had macbeth sex."
by Jimbob017 December 22, 2008
by Jimbob017 January 16, 2009