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panic shits

An urgent, often hurried restroom visit that results from "holding it" for too long.
Scott had to sprint to the bathroom to drop some huge panic shits after holding it for the whole movie!
by Ahab, Destroyer of Nations February 14, 2014
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tater-shit

Joyce was taking a shit and when she was done it looked like a pile of tater-tots,so she called it tater-shit
by Tater-man March 1, 2014
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choice shit

The act of taking an amazing dump the morning after your first sober day after a long alcohol binge. In order to ensure that a choice shit is generated, the sober day must involve eating low fat high fiber foods...metamusal and water help this process. The first shit on the following day will be choice as in a choice cut of meat...the best cut.
Bob: I just dropped a huge bomb watch out if you are gonna use the mensroom.
Jimmy: Was it a choice shit?
Bob: yea, just got off a 5 day bender and ate about 5 bowls of bran flakes on my sick day.
Jimmy: thanks for the update, Ill avoid your mess for about 35-40 minutes.
by WMC2013 March 5, 2014
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Rogue Shit

Origin: Rogue Wave

Like it's origin, Rogue Shit is a totally unexpected and spontaneous wave of shit you have to take that hits you out of nowhere. Usual sensations of Rogue Shit emergence may occur 15 - 30 minutes after taking your primary dump.

Rogue Shits are known to be very powerful and cannot be easily held in.
Person #1: "Dude where the fuck have you been!? I've been waiting for you for an hour!"
Person #2: "I was on my way man but this Rogue Shit hit me outta nowhere, I had to go back, there was no way I could go any further!"
by OkayNotUsingMyRealNameFine? April 22, 2014
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shit hour

The hour after having sex with a prostitute/paid sex.

Besides guilt, usually includes withdrawals and a mild hangover.
A: "Damn .. I just blew 800$ on that hooker and coke after that bar ... Also my head is starting to hurt. "

B: "Sounds like you're enjoying your shit hour!"
by boinj April 14, 2014
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Sniffle Shits

The act of Sneezing and Sharting at the same time.
"worse day of my life..."
"why is that?"
"I have the sniffle shits and no clean underwear."
"Oh snap!"
by Odd_James May 13, 2014
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Shit's Tits

"Knees" is to "Bee's" as "Tits" is to "Shit's"
by iamthejmsnyder May 22, 2014
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