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T to G Ratio

Tit to Gut Ratio: The number of inches between a woman's breast to her gut.

1 = 1 inch, this can go positive and negative.

Example 1:
A young woman with a flat stomach and breasts that stick out 2 inches past that.

She would have a T to G Ratio of 2.

Example 2:
A mature woman with a couple extra inches around the waist but massive honkers that stick out 5 inches past her gut.

She would have a positive T to G ratio of 5

Example 3:
A woman with very small breasts and her gut sticks out 3 inches past them.
She would have a T to G of negative 3.
Convo 1
Steve: "Hey what do you think about her?"
Jacob: "Nah man, she got a negative T to G"
Steve: "What?"
Jacob: "Her gut sticks out more than her tits, that's a bad T to G Ratio.

Convo 2
Steve: "Yo check out this T to G"
Jacob: "Damn that's like 4 inches, she's gotta have double D's"

Convo 3
Steve: "How was your date"
Jacob: "she was nice but idk, her T to G was like point 5 to 1. What's that gonna look like after 50?"
by Stevo Jacobson March 24, 2024
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G Squirrel

To put a squirrel's head in a vagina, and the tail in the women's butt, acting like a g string
by Larold1234567 January 19, 2020
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bella G

bella g is a wanna be fake nigger! she claims she is the king of the niggers but she isn't, also, the g stands for gulping, aka bella slobbing on a doorknob, you will most likely catch her giving your door handles the time of it's life because she is build different!
Bella G? dosen't she slob on doorknobs..?
by eradication._ November 25, 2023
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hor g

A very, very, VERY attractive redheaded female
“Yo you gotta come to the Ice Cream shop there’s a Hor G there!”
“No way! Is she wearing pants?!”
by c-rooni November 4, 2018
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G-agency

an agency consisting of G-men; FBI.
He is working for the G-agency.
by uttam maharjan August 28, 2012
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Konrad-G

Konrad-G (noun, informal): A person who has a peculiar habit or fetish for making plans with others only to later cancel them. This individual derives pleasure not from the plans themselves, but from the act of canceling, often relishing in the disappointment of those who had been looking forward to the activity.
For example, "Don't be a Konrad-G and cancel last minute again!"
by Konrad the G August 15, 2024
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floppa g

an og floppa
person 1: "hey look, its a floppa"
person 2: "thats not just any floppa, thats a floppa g"
person 1: "shiiit man, im jealous"
by Thewolfleader500 July 21, 2021
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