Pirate-Eyed

The condition of only being able to use one eye to obtain any kind of visual clarity, the other being shut. Can be brought on by excessive alcohol, opiate, or benzodiazepine use.

<drunk guy a> ugh god man i'm so pirate-eyed i ain't see shit, this whole place looks flat *trips over something*
<benzo'd guy a> i really would like to read this book but this is inconvenient
<opiate'd guy a> ..........

by DavidTheRave June 23, 2015

straight eyed

to not be cross eyed.

I'd rather have you straight eyed than cross eyed.

by archerychick November 23, 2015

Scissor eyes

When a trifling fool gives you a dirty look; A kin to side eye

If that girl doesn't stop giving me scissor eyes, I'm gonna walk over and slap them shut for her.

by Idoesthedo January 26, 2016

addie eyes

When someone abuses Adderall (addies), you get distorted vision, and light sensitivity, due to your gigantic pupils. Saying you have addie eyes is saying your eyes are fucked up due to adderall.

person 1: "Dude you okay? You're squinting a lot and stuff."
person 2: "Yeah I'm good I just have addie eyes. My pupils are so big the light burns."
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by midnightrise May 3, 2016

Blazy Eyes

When a person is really stoned and has the bloodshot eyes.

Dude, Mike's got the red eyes,

Bro, you mean blazy eyes?

by Yoobroo September 21, 2016

coin eyes

Bright eyes you can see in the darkness.

(Cat goes under the bed)
-Look, the cat has coin eyes.
-Cool!

by Csillag September 7, 2016

Gluten Eyes

The condition that occurs when one is Gluten intolerant but unaware of this fact. Aproximately 25-30mins post gluten intake the persons eyes transform into a "do not fuck with me" gaze.

Hey Fiona did you eat pasta again? Those Gluten eyes are freaking me out.

by Spritz4lyf May 16, 2016