Serial wanker

Serial wanker

Aaron Tonner is a serial wanker he chokes his chicken 6 times a day

by Carbrain stoner October 6, 2022

Poop Wanker

Pejorative for the late Fast & Furious actor Paul Walker (1973-2013), which is used by the detractors to express desdain towards F&F fanboys (including those who make replicas of the cars driven by one of the characters, Brian O'Conner).

Guy 1: "Heya, look at my perfectly accurate replica of Paul Walker's Supra! I can't wait to beat Ferraris!"
Guy 2: "Ugh, another Poop Wanker wannabe."
Guy 1: "Bro, what the fuck are you talking about?"

by Cody D. Buni October 10, 2022

lanyard wanker

Someone who wears a lanyard somewhere unnecessary because they think it makes them look important.

The pub was full of lanyard wankers going for a drink after work

by jaydoubleyou1969 October 12, 2022

Benjamin Wanklin

A Benjamin Franklin which jerks off all the time.

"Boy howdy, you seen that Benjamin Wanklin? That boy sure does jerk off all the time."

by Dilpermingliogonophlongus October 14, 2022

Ookie wankie

A fat lard. Aka jabba the hut looking head ass mug lol

Your a stupid ookie wankie

by Tp. Bonghole October 21, 2022

Stanky wanky

The act of shitting qand Masturbating at the same time.

Bro didn’t have enough time before work us the throne and bust one out, so he did w stanky wanky and got both out of the bed way at once.

by That High school dictionary October 31, 2022

Danky Wanky

probably the server with most retards that will go tell you to go kill yourself just for fun. BUT they say it out of fun.

kids on Danky Wanky... dont to drugs

by burizon November 4, 2022