Johns a blonde, green eyed hottie
he gets all the girls especially one he’ll tell u her name if u ask him. <3
he gets all the girls especially one he’ll tell u her name if u ask him. <3
by -u know who ;) March 22, 2021
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Get the Relationship John mug.There once was a legend named John,
So staunch he was known as the Don,
A crazy mofo,
I am grateful to know,
A true friend you can count on.
The memories you’ll make with this guy
(In some you’ll surely be high)
Will only confirm
This friendships long term,
He’s fucking mental but hey so am I
So staunch he was known as the Don,
A crazy mofo,
I am grateful to know,
A true friend you can count on.
The memories you’ll make with this guy
(In some you’ll surely be high)
Will only confirm
This friendships long term,
He’s fucking mental but hey so am I
Loser Girl 1: oh my god that john is actually crazy. It’s scary.
Cool Girl 2: he’s a mad cunt. Loyalist cunt there is. You wouldn’t understand, loser.
Cool Girl 2: he’s a mad cunt. Loyalist cunt there is. You wouldn’t understand, loser.
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2nd President of the United States (1797-1801)
2nd President of the United States (1797-1801)
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Get the John Adams mug.The act of inserting a saxophone mouthpiece into someone's anus and blowing like you're soloing over a Coltrane piece. The goal is to make the recipient squeal like Coltrane's soprano sax in "My Favorite Things."
Some guy on the street tried to sell me a John Holetrane but all he had was .75" pvc pipe. I said "You're thinking of a different act." I walked away, disappointed that I still didn't know when or where I'd get my next authentic John Holetrane.
by Tex Tile September 23, 2016
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Also known as John Triplett
Also known as John Triplett
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Get the John Farley mug.Celebrating "John Travolta's Birthday" refers to any time you party too hard the night before you're supposed to be somewhere or do something important... thereby making that task much more difficult with a big hangover.
I would have been in much better shape for my hockey game today if I wasn't out celebrating John Travolta's Birthday last night.
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