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koo koo fuzzy time

When koo koo fuzzy time is called, the lights are killed, and everyone grabs a pillow, or a soft object, and proceeds to beat the crap out of someone. The target is discussed before-hand.
Dude, Jake got the shit beat out of him during koo koo fuzzy time.
by Lockjaw12 November 28, 2011
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Protect yourself at all times

Did I ever tell you all the story of the Bernard Hopkins fight I watched once?
Hym “No? Ok. Bernard Hopkins (At last I think it watch him) won this fight against some Irish guy, right? And, throughout the match, here’s what he would do: he would clinch the guy, spin him around so that he (Bernard Hopkins) was between the ref and his opponent, and then he would rabbit punch him in the kidneys (against the rules). This happened so frequently the the opponent (can’t remember his name) stopped in the middle of the fight, looked at the ref, and raised his arms and said ‘What the fuck.’ He then proceeded to get jabbed in the face and I shit you not the ref looked him dead in the eyes and said ‘protect yourself at all times.’ I sat on my couch, mouth agape, in disbelief at what I was witnessing. Protect yourself at all times. That’s all the lousy motherfucker had to say for himself. Unbelievable. And that’s what this is like. You are all (both) the ref and the Bernard Hopkins. I couldn’t find the fight when I was looking for it but I will never forget that shit for the rest of my life.”
by Hym Iam October 16, 2022
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Ain't nobody got time for dat!

The only response you ever need to any person, machine, software application or alien being that suggests you should wait for anything.
Doctor "it's going to be several weeks before the test results come back"

You "Ain't nobody got time for dat!"
by Triford January 16, 2013
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daylight savings time bar hopping

on the last sunday in October, the clocks get rolled back, so on the saturday night before an extra hour can be gained before bars legally have to close. Often coincides with halloween weekend, and the added time makes it one of the greatest nights of the year to go bar hopping, the reverse happens in the spring, so just go to house parties, and at least then it's not around a huge party holiday
'We got proper fucked last night, cause we got to do the daylight savings time bar hopping, nothing beats the extra hour'

'yeah but you'll pay for it in the spring when it gets reversed'

'the spring? i'll fucking pay for it tommorrow'
by Paul S.W. October 29, 2006
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five times harder than concrete

Something very difficult. Based on the rescue from the Beaconsfield gold mine in Australia where the rescuers encountered rock said to be times harder than concrete.
That exam was five times harder than concrete.
by diggler2002 September 6, 2008
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Summertime Lovin, Lovin in the Summer(time)

A song by the band "Solid Bold," used in a regular show. The most annoying, brain-sucking song you will ever hear, according to a blue jay and a raccoon by the names of Mordecai and Rigby. Replaced in annoyingness with the song "Oh snap, oh snap, come to our macaroni party then we'll take a nap." This is my jam.
Eww, it's the band that sang that stupid summertime song: Summertime Lovin, Lovin in the Summer(time).
by thesevennesses April 28, 2011
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me love you long time

USED BY
1. hookers to offer their services

2. ignorant jackasses as a slack way to say "I love you"

3. ordinary people making references. most users think they are referencing South Park or Family Guy, but actually both of those were referencing Full Metal Jacket(#8 movie of all time according to sanyosuru). A hooker uses this phrase becuase her English is bad, and all she can say is "Sucky-sucky, 5 dollar. Me love you long time. Too long time." South Park has Eric as Vietnamese hooker, exactly as in the original. In Family Guy, Peter says this because it is the only English he thinks the Japanese baseball player will understand, and he can`t afford to pay for him.
1. hooker:me love you long time

2. ignorant jackass: me love you long time

3. synDicate: dude, did you see that episode where Peter is like "Me love you long time" that was great! They are so original.
me: no, that was a reference to full metal jacket
by tanukisanyo May 19, 2005
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