Minute hand going backwards

Intense sense of dread, utter uselessness and lack of meaning.

"My whole life is just this! the ticking of the minute hand going backwards!"

by the_britwithnodrip December 30, 2023

Lamb hands

Someone who knocks over drinks

Great drew knocked another drink over, he's got lamb hands

by Jaypeebee00 November 16, 2022

hand fisting

The process of pooping out a thick and dry turd the size of a large fist. Side effects can include crying of relief and/or agony, and an angry red anus.

Sorry I was gone for 2 days. I was hand fisting for atleast 1 day and crying the entire 2nd day.

by Fulgar April 8, 2017

Hands free prostate exam

The act of butt fucking somebody whilst standing up

“Yo did you hear Brad gave Mary a hands free prostate exam, that pretty freaky”

by Sm!tty345 April 18, 2024

texas hand grenade

Sticking your hand up someones asshole

Im gonna give my wife a "texas hand grenade" tonight.

by Oklahoma hand grenade lover April 13, 2025

National hold hands day

The day where you hold hands with whoever you can on March 9th

“Give me your hand”
“Why?”
“It’s National hold hands day”

by Yejdbdnd March 8, 2022

hand pop

The sodas in the coolers by check out lanes

Hey do you have a drink? Ya man I grabbed a hand pop on the way out of the store

by Relyt hsilgne December 8, 2024