Fattest Shit

When you have literaly been needing to shit and it comes out so fast and the peice of shit/turd is so big.

"Boy, when I got home last night, trust me, I had to take the fattest shit ever.

by Anonymous439227 December 19, 2022

shit stick

Used in a outhouse during winter to knock down the frozen feces piling up near the opening.

I was afraid to sit on the seat until I used the shit stick to knock over the frozen poop

by Humpbacks October 3, 2016

Shit Vicious

A euphemism to describe being suddenly overcome by the urge to defecate. The notion behind the euphemism is that one has been accosted by some rude and unpleasant character who has prevented you from performing some previously agreeded to task.

Mike: Dude, I though you were going to get us a couple of pints?
John: That was the plan until Shit Vicious came around.

by Chaosape April 23, 2015

hospital shit

When an individual's fecal matter smells so bad, you think they need to be admitted into a hospital.

Yo! Who just took a hospital shit in my toilet? It smells fucking disgusting.

by Creekar December 16, 2016

bog shit

Taking a REALLY nasty dump that makes you feel like you've placed yourself in the middle of a disgusting, steamy bog. A truly record-breaking shit that you will probably never be able to pull off again. No amount of doors can be opened to air the place out. You're just gonna have to ride this one out.

2: What's that smell?
1: Sorry, took a bog shit the other day.

by RektSkrubs December 2, 2021

Social Shit

When you’re hella socially awkward but get thrown into the shitstorm of social anxiety within conversations

Person 1: “Welp, I’m too socially awkward to survive out their”

Person 2: “Nah, theirs just too much social shit flying around”

by Lord Profit November 11, 2019

Shits-a-phrenia

When you are as paranoid as shit or so scared you shit yourself.

I can’t do haunted houses anymore. Every time I go to one, I come down with a wicked case of shits-a-phrenia.

by RonBurgundy2001 July 12, 2018