by anonymous June 10, 2022
Get the Selling my record mug.Being asked to do something at work that is way above and beyond the pittance that you actually get paid. Can also be used in everyday situations when one is asked to do something that will inconvenience their everyday life.
Example 1
Boss: Alice, I need you to give me the calculations on those reports by close of play today!
*Blank stare from Alice*
Boss: Well don't just look at me...get started!
Alice: Dude, I'm just the secretary. Doing detailed reports is way above my paygrade.
*Boss mumbles curses*
Boss: Fine then! I'll get Smithers to do it...
Example 2
Chick 1: So did you hook up with Scotty in the end?
Chick 2: Nah, I found out that he was two-timing me so I bailed out...
Chick 1: That's a shame dude...but why didn't you fight for your man? I would have if it was me...
Chick 2: Sorry but fighting over a loser is way above my paygrade.
Chick 1: True..true...
Boss: Alice, I need you to give me the calculations on those reports by close of play today!
*Blank stare from Alice*
Boss: Well don't just look at me...get started!
Alice: Dude, I'm just the secretary. Doing detailed reports is way above my paygrade.
*Boss mumbles curses*
Boss: Fine then! I'll get Smithers to do it...
Example 2
Chick 1: So did you hook up with Scotty in the end?
Chick 2: Nah, I found out that he was two-timing me so I bailed out...
Chick 1: That's a shame dude...but why didn't you fight for your man? I would have if it was me...
Chick 2: Sorry but fighting over a loser is way above my paygrade.
Chick 1: True..true...
by lady lynxx April 1, 2009
Get the Above my Paygrade mug.A gay man's word that is described when kicking someone's testicles for sexual gratification. See bondage or ball torture.
The nugget is represented by the balls or testicles; and to nugget my balls is to have someone kick the balls or injure them in such a way that winds the person.
The nugget is represented by the balls or testicles; and to nugget my balls is to have someone kick the balls or injure them in such a way that winds the person.
Cyril walked into The Laird, put down his handbag and yelled in his biggest butchest voice, "Nugget My Balls! A queue of men quickly got in line to kick Cyril in the balls.
"Somebody needs to go in and nugget that bitches balls!"
Fred who was drinking at the 'Nugget Up Bar' nuggetted another man's balls who walked up and ordered a females drink.
"Somebody needs to go in and nugget that bitches balls!"
Fred who was drinking at the 'Nugget Up Bar' nuggetted another man's balls who walked up and ordered a females drink.
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Get the oh my gucciness mug.I walked into the office restroom after a co-worker had just dropped an S-bomb, but the fallout was so bad I completely lost my crappetite.
by jupiter77 February 10, 2010
Get the Lost my crappetite mug.A sexual act where a female participant inserts a segment of her pinky finger into the male's anus while concurrently performing fellatio on him.
Girl: Um Mike... Sorry, but can you put down the remote for a second... we need to talk.
Mike: What bitch? I guess... I was trying to watching this Dancing with the Stars.
Girl: So I was looking at your Facebook profile and um, who is that girl Rwanda?
Mike: Man, that's just some other bitch that ain't you, I luv you girl... now get over here and gankle my dankle.
Girl: Oh, Mike... you're so sweet.
Mike: What bitch? I guess... I was trying to watching this Dancing with the Stars.
Girl: So I was looking at your Facebook profile and um, who is that girl Rwanda?
Mike: Man, that's just some other bitch that ain't you, I luv you girl... now get over here and gankle my dankle.
Girl: Oh, Mike... you're so sweet.
by Danitski Erlenmeyer Jandabar August 27, 2009
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