monkey in a bush 

a Gay fag or a person that looks like a fag....

Tom: I met this guy today

Swan: O.K. i tel you you a Monkey in a bush

monkey in a bush by azula August 25, 2006

Monkey Wrench 

When a woman or a man inserts their right index finger into a male or females "crasha" (Look up crasha")

Person 1: "Mc Jacko just monkey wrenched the shit outta Steve!"
Person 2: He ain't gonna be doin' no sittin' or bench pressin' tonite baby.

Monkey Wrench by themilkmansrat69 January 14, 2009

Sock Monkey

The act of stuff a banana inside of a Vagina, then peeling and eating it while still inside.

I love eating my girlfriends sock monkey every night.

Sock Monkey by slevin87 November 15, 2010

Monkey Boy 

A wanker named bryce, who is a try hard know it all

look at monkey boy what a fuckstick

Monkey Boy by Caitie (The Queen of "Dirties") July 13, 2004

Monkey Claw 

Monkey Clawing is when you speedily pull your pants down, shit in your hand, and proceed to chuck your feces at someone. Just like some monkeys do at the zoo, they poo in their hands and then throw it at humans passing by.

Normally done to someone in which you have a strong hatred for. This usually takes place outside, as you wouldn't want to get shit all over the inside of a building.

John: Dude Jill keyed my car, I'm going to Monkey Claw her"
Joe: Hell yeah dude! Let me get the camcorder!"
Mike: AWESOME! JOHN'S GOING TO BUST A MONKEY CLAW!

Monkey Claw by Daniel Dub November 10, 2007

monkey 

monkey can be used to refer to a pussy that will trap a nigga like a rat

master p uses this definition in his song "killer pussy"

monkey by robin hood February 21, 2005

To have "Spanked the monkey"

To have an alcoholic beverage

To have "Spanked the Monkey":

"Spanked the monkey much tonight Sam?"

"3, 4 times, yeah, this will be my 5th"

To have "Spanked the monkey" by John153637 September 8, 2008