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Harrison High School (hhs) 

Don't we all hate how excited we all get for the football team to lose almost every game against our nemesis, Rye? We haven't won in 10 years, we should call back THOSE millennials to see what they think of our ultimate failure. The lunch is either terrific or you would rather not eat at all.

Our Social Hierarchy:
1. Seniors are above all, duh
2. Rich kids with wannabe attitudes and paid scholarships to any school they wanna go to, but always text eachother in class.
3. DownTown kids, who know that if they don't do something amazing in high school, they won't get into college. They all hang out at the Public Library.

4. Band geeks: Didn't a girl just get into college for playing a saxophone???
5. There are the snobby druggies who can only be friends with other druggies(emo people)
6. and then there are genuine human beings who can actually get boyfriends because they are pretty, athletic, rich, smart, nice, and everyone envies them. Girls wanna be 'em, and guys wanna be with 'em.

The upperclassman can be rude assholes because they either bully the lower-classmen or become genuine people who had awesome glow-ups. The assholes somehow made passing by a piece of wood, really annoying when they're all blocking the passageway to PE (which is just an excuse to get the kids moving, but they usually just skip so you can finish your homework somewhere else.) and supposedly any kids who do sports can opt. out, but only if you're an upperclassman... OF COURSE.
If you want a death wish towards your college resumé, go to Harrison High School (hhs), where not even the social hierarchy can stop kids from skipping class and smoking pot in the locker rooms.

Middlesex High School

A school where when there is a snow storm and we only get a delay opening. A place where the bathrooms get locked because of people smoking in them. Where people think they’re ghetto and shit. And act all tuff. This place just ain’t it. Where the hallways smell like body odor and piss. Where people don’t know how to flush🙄
Girl: “ what school do you go to
Guy: “ Don’t laugh, but I got to Middlesex High School”
Girl: “...”
Middlesex High School by Lmaooooo461 February 12, 2019

Lakeland High School 

Everyone is fake. I mean everyone. That school has no sympathy for each other. It’s terrible and no one should ever have to go through such misery. Their mascot is a fucking hornet which shows how bitter they are. Their school colors are green and cold but hey, those are some rad colors. It’s sister school is Walter Panas High School.
“Hey look, they are so fake to each other, must be from [Lakeland High School

Lochaber high school 

absolute shit hole, full of tramps, junkys and wee fannys
see that lochaber high school bunch of faggots man

Rochester high school

This place is has everything. There's a boat load of white trash, black kids, Indians, Asians, and then the few rich white kids, Also home to a few sluts who send nudes to guys who call them pretty. You can also find the occasional racist white kid or even a crazy white kid who's gonna shoot up the school. Last but not least they have lots of shitty sports teams. All in all a location where u don't know what you're gonna getting into that day.
Person 1: Wanna go to the Rochester High School football game?

Person 2: Fuck No! I don't feel like going to watch shitty football and run the risk of getting shot. I'm out.

Wickliffe High School

Small school located in Ohio with about 450 students. The school consists of 50% juulers/druggies, 40% weird lesbians, 10% actual legit normal people. Wick high has a constant juuling problem. If you wanted to get a hit all you have to do is hit up one of the many girls in the handicap stall in the bathroom a.k.a. "The Juul Room" that are desperately waiting for more to join them.
Did you hear about all those girls juuling in the bathroom and Wickliffe High School?