McLend me a Hand

When your Irish buddy and you go to the park after dark after hitting puberty to jerk off and you end up behind the same bush by accident. He then asks you for assistance with his stiffy.

Oh man, we just ended up behind this same bush with boners. Could you McLend me a hand?

by Scotty Nice January 14, 2021

Hand dog

Giving a blowjob to a dog

I just did a hand dog with Hassan's dog, it was fun

by BRUNO diff January 16, 2021

Indiana Hand Fart

When you fart in your hand and you throw it down your friends mouth.

Jim gave betes a Indiana Hand Fart and he could taste it in his tonsils.

by big_stroker January 16, 2021

Polish Hand Grenade

A solid shit that is propelled out of your butthole by a stream of hot diarrhea.

Haley was so mad at the barista she unleashed a Polish Hand Grenade at the bathroom walls.

by kungfumelissa January 17, 2021

Handful

5 ounces
Unit of measurement
Often used by Mr Green

A handful.
That's 5 ounces of Mr Green's favourite unit of measurement.

by Roodedoo January 17, 2021

Sopping Hand Job

A person who is always drenched in semen when ejaculating with their right hand.

He looks like a sopping hand job because his pants and underwear are wet all of the time

by jondich January 20, 2021

left-handed can opener

When one gives a hand job with one's non-dominant hand.

I had the aisle seat across from a nun so I tried to be discreet while giving him a left-handed can opener.

by BillyCostigan January 24, 2021