Cum dumpster

A candy with a gel or liquid center that oozes into your mouth when you bite into it.

Lemme have one of those candies. Uhhhhhh what the fuck is this?!? Now I don't know whether to spit or swallow. Get this cum dumpster out of my mouth..... that's sick!!!

by UrbanDic007amm August 26, 2017

cum parrot

Cuming / ejaculating a load that hits the front or back top of a shoulder of ones self or another person.

1. I jerked off so had I made a cum parrot on my shoulder. 2. I pulled out and shot a baby cum parrot on her shoulder.

by Kicksbit-83 August 28, 2017

Cum guzzler

A nasty cum swallowing hoe on Hazel st that loves swallowing nasty salty sperm

She is a donkey cum guzzler

by LabGirllol February 19, 2019

Cum cupper

When someone ejactulates into their own hand for other uses.

The cum cupper never gets anyone pregnant , but always has sticky hands

by Doc. Holiday February 21, 2019

Cum-mudgeon

An angry old man who has lost all of his morals and doesn’t give a fuck anymore. He goes around and seeks out random women to blow his loads on.

Big Sleezy: Yo Tyrant, I saw this old dude blowing his loads all over the place last week. Dude must be getting castrated or something soon.

Tyrant: Nah dude, that’s just the local Cum-mudgeon. That dude sprays his loads on any and every woman he sees. Idk how he doesn’t run out of sperm, that dude can go for days.

Big Sleezy: I want to be like him when I grow up...

by Stoney69 March 1, 2019

cum hater

A woman who hates to take cum in her mouth or face. A woman who doesn´t like tasting the cum.

Jenny has been a cum hater since she gave her first blowjob, she almost throw up after receiving the cum in her mouth, she found it completely disgusting.

by cucuruco March 1, 2019

Cum Barnacles

The result of dried cum growing up into an actual creature, but is immobile

JIMMY: Why can't you clean your screen off? It's so dirty.
SEAN: The cum barnacles bite me whenever i try to clean it. Really fucking annoying.

by Afawoopster March 5, 2019