ass plug

Plug placed in ones ass after severe ass ramming to keep fecal matter from exiting unbenknowst to the fag that got rammed in the ass too hard.

Chris got rammed in the ass so hard that he had to get a box of double X ass plugs to keep his hershey squirts from squirting all over his crab collection.

by Yo mamma February 26, 2004

ass monster

one who gives rough buttsex. an insult.

u assmonster!

by jay May 17, 2003

ass rammer

n. british for a homosexual; american for flamin faggot; one who enjoys bein reemed

v. (ass ramming) the action of getting reemed or reeming another

-by jove Cornelius, looked at those ass rammers attempting sexual intercourse on that park sitting bench. I do hope a bobby will put a stop to that.

-dude, look at those ass rammers goin at it on that bench

by Timothy FitzPatrick June 2, 2003

Ass Elf

A mystical creature that comes out of the depths of neverland but only when there is a full moon and it is the 7th hour of the 7th day of the 7th month. The elves will usually come out if you scream "i want to poop inside your mouth." They are very violent and could possibly rip your face off and eat it then shove it in their dickholes or vaginas if a female

An Ass Elf from neverland came out this evening and ripped my face off because i screamed "i want to poop inside your mouth."

by Daniel poopypantsalot January 9, 2010

ass treasure

A term used to describe something of value found in an unexpected place.

I just found a penny in this dog shit!

by Bob2567 June 25, 2005

Ass First

A statement of intention to perform anal sex prior to any other sexual acts.

Often seen as a serious victory for the male, and a strange proposition for the female.

Dude, see the brunette to right of the bar?

Um, yes.

Ass first, I'm telling you.

by Konspiracy210 March 4, 2009

Ass whooping

To thoroughly dominate and lay waste to an opponent.

Stoughton High beat Foxboro High in a track meet 114-22. That was an ass whooping

by Petitfours April 30, 2019