Mr. Vampire

a song from the popular k-pop group ITZY. it is in the album BORN TO BE and it was released on January 8th 2024. some of the other songs include: Born to be, untouchable, dynamite, etc. This song does not have Lia in it but the album does have the song Blossom with only lia in it.

girl: hey boy, did you listen to Mr. Vampire yet?
boy: fuck no, I hate k-pop
girl: kill yourself now
girl2: I listened to it and it was great
boy2: yeah man

by Biggest stray kids fan January 10, 2024

Mr. weed

A nickname for that one person in your friend group who you suspect to be a homosexual.

Named after Peter griffin’s boss at the happy-go-lucky toy factory who was heavily implied-but never explicitly stated- to be gay

Friend 1: can you guys make a nickname for me that’s not a gay joke

Friend 2: sure, how about Mr. weed

Friends 1 & 3: *laughter*

Friend 2’s internal monologue: he has no idea

by 18 is a great number January 12, 2024

Mrs. Woodfart

An urban legend never to be repeated

A mildly bipolar beast that feeds off of papers and children

Dude 1: "Bro did you hear the tale of Mrs. Woodfart"

Dude 2: "huh no"

Dude 1: "If you ask for an extra paper she'll make you into a stew"

by Hatersgonnahateheartxoxo January 13, 2024

Mrs McCarthy

Sweetest woman on earth.

"we love Mrs McCarthy."

by Ginger_breadMan January 13, 2024

Mr. Lian

Mr. Lian is the China boss. You do what Mr. Lian tells you. If you don't, he will give you a disapproving look. Hell, he might even ship you back to China. He is a cheap bastard. At all times he can be found sipping on booze and puffing on cigars. At the end of the day, he will either be your best friend or your worst enemy.

I went out to lunch with Mr. Lian today. Damn is he cheap. He stole toilet paper from the bathroom.

by jonjonpowchicken January 13, 2024

Dirty Mrs. Doubtfire

When you’re with a hot woman, and you insert a can of ready whip into her touchhole, and pull the trigger, fill with cream and void, and pop it out. Have her fart the whip cream on your face, and you scream “WELL HELLOOOOO!” In your best Mrs. Doubtfire.

I heard Freddie is a whip cream fanatic, even got the Dirty Mrs. Doubtfire from Yeates.

by The dirty swaby boys January 16, 2024

Mrs. Morrow

A teacher at my high school with the most beautiful ass in existence. She also also has nice tits, but that ass though. It’s just so perfectly shaped that I have an extreme urge to grab it.

Dude: Damn that teacher has a beautiful ass.
Me: IKR that’s Mrs. Morrow.

by Liamisthebest January 17, 2024