Soccer mom

a middle-aged white woman who drives an SUV and thinks her children are fucking legends at soccer

that soccer mom thinks her kid is fucking Ronaldo

by pints with the lads August 11, 2018

Your mom

When you ask what is the matter, it’s your mom. An answer standing in for what you really don’t want to say, or when you are messing with your buddies.

Friend: “What’s the matter?”
You: “Your mom.”

by H.Rae.L August 12, 2018

Ur mom gay

Ur mom gay means ur mom has the big gay or has the gay or ur mom is the gay everyone has it

Bob: ur mom gay
John: o god how did u know

by amerbouss August 17, 2018

mom top

a garment for the upper body cut to show the stomach made of cotton or a similar fabric, with a collar and sleeves, an item of clothing a mother would wear

OMG did you you see Natasha wearing that mom top today?!

YASSSSSS she flexingggggg

by guccimatt August 27, 2018

Oobi’s Mom

The unknown person that gave birth to our savor, Oobi

We pray to Oobi’s Mom, Amen

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb January 19, 2019

Mom

A Fat Bitch

UR MOM SO FAT

by OofDoodle January 22, 2019

Ur mom

gay

ur mom gay

by sammyjreal January 24, 2019