Jizz Hands

What you call #85 on the Bears because he can’t catch a football

#85 doesn’t know y how to hold onto the ball. He’s got jizz hands.

by Snatch Smasher December 20, 2021

Red hands

When you have knives held between the index and middle fingers on both hands with the blades held just so the flat part of the hands on the palm lines up with the blades held in between the index and middle fingers and with the blades held flat against the palm and with the point of contact for extrajudicial instrumentation extending up from in-between the two fingers to make almost a fist bump type carry for a duel held combat grip. Don't slip and cut yourself.

I'm going to get Red hands when I go to the bank, they won't know what took their money.

by Cody5050 December 23, 2021

ELMO HANDS

The hands elmo makes when he’s like ‘i don’t know’. It’s a shrug and only official when it comes from elmo

Dude you gonna smash tonight… is she into you or what? :::elmo hands:::

by Elmohandz December 24, 2021

Professional Hand Clown

Referring to anyone who gets paid or compensated to do sexual favors with just their hands.

“Hey did you know Amber is a real Professional Hand Clown? Don’t tell anyone she doesn’t want her husband to find out.”

by SwingingDick69 May 13, 2022

Professional Hand Clown

A person who enjoys and is exceptionally good at giving sexual pleasure with their hands.

Sheila is such a Professional Hand Clown she got me to cum 5 times before noon yesterday

by SwingingDick69 May 13, 2022

Professional Hand Clown

Anyone that is really good at giving hand jobs or has a love of rubbing cocks

Bob’s wife is such a professional hand clown he’s always smiling at work, what a lucky guy!

by SwingingDick69 May 13, 2022

Hand Clown

A person who gives free hand jobs for sport

There’s a Hand Clown at the bar that shows up at 1AM her name is Rhonda

by SwingingDick69 May 14, 2022