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hand-me-down retarded

Not to be confused with someone with mental or physical handicaps that they have no control over, The person or persons who are eligible for this elite title have achieved such a high level of being a retard/idiot/all-a-round horrible human being-ism that can only be achieved through a long generational line of retards for parents/grandparents/etc...A product of the kind of family tree that started when two people have been in a loving relationship since they got together in "home-school"
I cant stand that guy, he's a bigger idiot than his old man...that whole family is hand-me-down retarded!!
by Dr. Barry N. McKockner iii January 23, 2025
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Second-Hand Posing

-One who poses after someone else poses first

-A poser of a poser
The dirty goth got caught red handed by Second-Hand posing a toned emo girl who cuts her wrists for pleasure.
by Connor Barth June 26, 2020
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Invisible Hand

The supernatural force that magically turns down the difficulty dial whenever you're spectating someone else.
"Seriously? This guy one taps me but whiffs every shot on our random?"

"That's the invisible hand at work."
by Poop McStinky November 5, 2024
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Second-hand therapy

When a girl dates a guy who needs therapy, so she ends up going to therapy herself. It means that motherducker is receiving second-hand therapy.
I gotta find a girl in therapy, so I can release all of my anger onto her without feeling guilty. She can just release it back onto her therapist. I ain't paying $120 an hour. I use second-hand therapy.
by Stipebengalka December 15, 2021
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fire hand

Fire hand is when a person has capsaicin oil on their hand(s) then proceeds to use that hand for manual stimulation of genitals.
He made a dinner with plentiful jalepenos, then proceeded to finger his girlfriend after eating. The fire hand burned brightly, but the couple fought through the sting.
by Slade_TK December 9, 2018
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Hande

Hande means laugh or laughter in Persian and is a Turkish given name. All Handes are lovely<3
Hande is the best girl i’ve ever seen^^
by Sugarcandy13 November 29, 2021
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Restroom jazz hands

The various motions people use trying to get the hand air dryer to start in a public restroom.
Man, that guy made restroom jazz hands for over a minute before he figured out the air dryer didn't work.
by The Pirate of Pissants August 27, 2013
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