a turd with burnt hair 

A phrase used to describe a horrifically putrid smell.

Holy shit Jenna, your downstairs mix up smells like a turd with burnt hair on it!

a turd with burnt hair by Weird Owl July 9, 2024

Rocko the Hair Fairy 

A mystic being that messes up your hair whilst sleeping. See: Tooth Fairy or Sandman.

(A little boy wakes to discover his hair is disheveled)
Mom: Wow Riley, Rocko the Hair Fairy got you good!

Rocko the Hair Fairy by Batterednfried November 25, 2024

rats with hair 

Squirrels

Do not feed the rats with hair.

rats with hair by babypiratesnapchat2 November 27, 2024

brush your hair

A pilot trying to get into a flight attendant's room by asking if she needs help with her hair

"Hey girl. Need me to come up and brush your hair?"

brush your hair by flywithbeans January 8, 2025

Arnold palm hair 

The act of male masturbation while simultaneously dipping the scrotum into a person's mouth with a lemon inserted into your anal cavity.

Did you hear Ted got fired from costco for performing an arnold palm hair on the disabled door greeter.

Arnold palm hair by anonymous January 8, 2025

girl with dyed hair 

a creature that will key your car if your text backs aren't as quick as hers

my gf is a girl with dyed hair and she gave my penis ptsd

girl with dyed hair by Quizzleington January 11, 2025

its got hair on it

An phrase commonly used by salespeople to express that a deal or sale which should be be simple, is not, due to multiple items complicating it. A situation that is complex due to multiple uncommon complications involved.

Synonyms: Ugly. Complicated. Messy.

I've got a huge deal I can close, but it may take a while to figure everything out. Its got hair on it.

its got hair on it by Tstretch January 13, 2025