Parker

A name meaning "keeper of land." Most likely the only one in your friend group with a crush on Legolas from Lord of the Rings that can actually justify himself, everyone else just says "haha hot elf". Not a person to be taken lightly, he WILL break your kneecaps if you mess with him.

I can't watch movies with Parker anymore, all he wants to talk about is the hot men.

by Pablo Sr., Father of Pablo June 6, 2022

Parker

A very cool guy

Peter parker; spiderman

Parker is a peter

by Kitoru June 10, 2022

Parker

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Person: whos parker
boemgu: my gf

by therealnutterbutter27 June 11, 2022

Parked

It means to die or get jumped by somebody.

Ay big bro uu heard how lu montae got parked by dem group of nighas
Na uu heard bout how chino parked this one nigha wit a big body draco gang!

by trendsetter.mell June 16, 2022

parkerphobic

Being mean or discriminating against anyone named Parker

“No, Parker” Hey thats pretty parkerphobic

by ur.mom2000 June 29, 2022

Parker

He’s amazing and he’s everything you want in a guy but he will send you on a rollercoaster of emotions and in the end everything will work out:)

girl: Parkers so hot
girl2: that’s — bf
girl: dang

by luvCl0ver July 1, 2022

Parked In

Having a massive hard on. Being Parked In is even more debilitating than being Bricked Up.

“Damn Paddy. Why you running late?” “Sorry guys. I’m totally parked in! Give me like 10 minutes to take care of this.”

by Johnnie the Stick July 6, 2022