God Church

Several years ago, an ancient species know as "Viners" ruled the universe. Viners were known for having an excessive amount of comedical qualities, aswell as being extremely white. The almighty Jake Paul, their father, created the so called "white people language" so the Viners could communicate. In this complex language Viners, also known as white people, used expressions like "spicy", "dab" and of course the great "god church". Intellegent scientists are capeable of understanding many of these expressions, but some are still unexplainable.

I just dropped some new merch and its selling like a god church.

by Intellegent Professor June 5, 2017

God

Imaginary Sky father

God is not Dead. Only real thing can die.

by Cipkanikolaj December 28, 2018

god strewth

a British saying when in utter shock, confusion or shocked disappointment

if a jumpscare appears in a movie you could shout " GOD STREWTH MAN !"

by fith.xx December 18, 2022

Peanut Butter War God

An overweight and often hairy man, covered in peanut butter, committing a sexual act.

Surveillance cameras captured a peanut butter war god in the main elevator of our hotel.

by Troy1983 March 1, 2018

chicken god

a dude who has a lot of chicks and gets more pussy than imaginable

boy 1: how can i become a chicken god
chicken god: you'll never be one because you ain't getting laid

by chicken pussy May 9, 2018

fapping god

A PIECE OF SHIT

I KNOW A FAPPING GOD.

by 84udahbsdka November 9, 2017

Sauce god

Sauce God is a fat fuck from morrell in Philadelphia played Pokémon go with his best friend dominick loranig and mister molester at Jefferson hospital. He’s going to father judge and is going to sell hardcore drugs to kids at Ramp Playground. He also smells like a thrift store

Have you seen Sauce God? Sauce God got buckets yo. I just licked sauce gods nipples!

by FrankMcardle September 6, 2021