semen eyes

When you ejaculate on a girls face, particularly her eyes, and let them dry. When she opens her eyes there will be an opaque lens of dry semen which she will look through.

Yesterday I fell asleep after a long night of sex and woke up with semen eyes.

by nerd-donkey26 January 25, 2011

One Eye Witness

A person who witnessed a certain situation but is biased towards the suspect.

Lisa: „I heard Noah and your boyfriend went to the club last weekend?“

Zoe: „Yes, but Noah said Clemens behaved well and did not talk to any girl at all“

Lisa: „Ok, but can you trust Noah. I think he is a one eye witness.“

Zoe: „You’re right, he’s not trustworthy at all!“

by Samsa559 July 9, 2025

RIGHT IN THE EYE

When a GRAPHIC horror scene happens and you can't look..

*John is walking down the street and gets BRUTALITY massacred* You look at the brutalness RIGHT IN THE EYE

by anonymous March 5, 2021

eye candy

aiza, just aiza <3

look at this girl, that's what I call eye candy

by iamnobody130409 August 27, 2024

Eye Constipation

When ya can’t cry. I mean like, the tears are there, but they just, won’t come out.

The sunset and sunrise gives me eye constipation.
AAAAAAAAAA EYE CONSTIPATIONNNN!!!!
That scene gave me eye constipation.

by Marshi_eee May 8, 2022

Eyes passed people

A Guyanese/West Indian idiom describing when someone is blatantly rude. The rude person is so offensive, it is as if they do not believe the other person has any sense or ability to retaliate.

Also works in forms like "eyes passed you"/"eyes passed me"/"eyes passed them" etc.

In the midst of gasoline companies being accused of price gouging and profiteering with gas being $5-$9 per gallon, the chief financial officer of BP says, "Certainly, it's possible that we're getting more cash than we know what to do with."

Man, these guys have their eyes passed people. They must not remember Kazakhstan.

Wu-Tang Clan Knuckleheadz intro

by Tesuji June 13, 2022

Frog eyes

The male Version of camel toe

The male in sweat pants has his frog eyes showing

by mantis422 May 13, 2016