by Dragostea Din Tei April 28, 2005
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Mike had a crush on Kelly for years, but being in the friend zone prevented him from getting anywhere with her.
by Salvivor August 27, 2009
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That Jim is a fine Zoner.....he looks like a champ in the beginning of his shift then like shit at the end. I wonder if he's got erectile disfunction because of it!.......
by 311gus August 2, 2019
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by MarkALicIous July 30, 2015
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