text zombie

anyone wandering aimlessly through a crowd paying more attention to their texts than to who is directly around them.

That text zombie just bumped into me and didnt even look up from their phone.

by fingerbang134 August 8, 2010

zombie on crack

whta the hcek!!!1! thta is a firckign zimobe no carck!!1!1!1!!1!!!!11!

zombie on crack: im an zombie on crack
8 year old: butt crack hahaha
zombie on crack: brains
8 year old: ahhh im gonna brains eaten
zombie on crack: makes 8 year olds brain gourmet and then eats it with table utensils

by SteeringWheelFaceReveal June 10, 2023

punch the zombie

Male masturbation

Josh had a long day at work. All he wanted to do was go punch the zombie and relax.

by dil3mma August 26, 2014

Bungee Zombie

The fucker from Plants vs Zombies who steals your shit.

God Dammit! Bungee Zombie stole my damn plant! Can't have shit on the roof!

by Aubergine Dave May 7, 2021

Zombie Defense

1) When one has become overly intoxicated and the Zombocalypse is in full swing, zombies will not know whether this person is food or a fellow flesh-eater.

Oh man, i just survived that first zombie wave. I just got really drunk. Its the best zombie defense.

by Vard-Face July 23, 2010

Bargain Zombie

A shopper in an mindless state of anticipation, having an unquenchable desire for mechandise on sale. Typically spotted in large masses converging in front of store entrances during late hours of the night prior to events such as Black Friday.

Look at all the Bargain Zombies flooding the store entrances, looks like a scene from Dawn of the Dead

by New Sky November 28, 2010

Watchtower zombie

A metaphor to describe this special kind of Jehovah's Witnesses, underlining two of their most protruding attributes; brain-washed and never tired of trying to distribute their little mag to us disbelievers.

Through a tiny slit in my kitchen drapes I observed two Watchtower zombies hawking the door knob for a solid fifteen minutes.

by GothicReaper August 27, 2013