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Zombie-Crat

Noun:
Zombie-Crat is a reference to the many instances where dead people vote for the Democratic party every election cycle.

Verb:
Every 4 to 2 years the undead rise from their graves to vote Democrat
Person 1: Have you heard about dead people voting for Democratic candidates every election cycle?
Person 2: Yes. It's very messed up.
Person 1: Only if the Green Party had Zombie-Crats of their own they could actually be second place.
by xXJonaXx August 15, 2020
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Zombie Defense

1) When one has become overly intoxicated and the Zombocalypse is in full swing, zombies will not know whether this person is food or a fellow flesh-eater.
Oh man, i just survived that first zombie wave. I just got really drunk. Its the best zombie defense.
by Vard-Face July 23, 2010
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Bungee Zombie

The fucker from Plants vs Zombies who steals your shit.
God Dammit! Bungee Zombie stole my damn plant! Can't have shit on the roof!
by Aubergine Dave May 7, 2021
mugGet the Bungee Zombiemug.

punch the zombie

Josh had a long day at work. All he wanted to do was go punch the zombie and relax.
by dil3mma August 26, 2014
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zombie weapons

Any of the famous USAF flight destined UAV electronic GPS guided ICBM (Intercontinetal Ballistic Missile) breed remote launch vehicles chosen to carry an array of selection given size of long distance targets within range from air, sea or land based systems. One zombie weapon may carry one dozen war heads at a time if necessary to destroy multiple local targets.
Afghan and Pakistani Al-Queda forces found a new secret hideout to plan terror and the US has the remote location coordinates and meeting time decides to resort to zombie weapons to spoil the party. BOOM! BANG!
by djsee4 February 11, 2010
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text zombie

anyone wandering aimlessly through a crowd paying more attention to their texts than to who is directly around them.
That text zombie just bumped into me and didnt even look up from their phone.
by fingerbang134 August 8, 2010
mugGet the text zombiemug.

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