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zero-wheel-drive

A skateboard. Synonym commonly used to distance oneself from the stereotypic skateboarder's culture.
A: How did you get here?
B: Using my zero-wheel-drive
A: You mean, like, your skateboard?
B: Yeah, sort of...
by Richel Bilderbeek October 14, 2007
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Coke Zero

All the price of high street cocaine, Zero of the effects
Head One: "...so how was that gram you bought for a ton on Saturday then mate? Banging?"

Head Two: "Na man, that was a proper knock mate! Did some, felt a bit of a twitch at the beginning, then nothing after that!"

Head One: "Mate, you got done! Looks like you got hit with some Coke Zero there geez!"
by zeddmeister September 1, 2013
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size zero

skinny models that designer Victoria Beckham specifically banned from walking in her Spring 2011 catwalk presentation because she wants to be the only skinny bitch in the world.
Victoria sitting in the audition room, one skinny mode walks in, she whispers "omg who's that size zero bitch? is she skinnier than me?" then she yells "you're out skinny BITCH!"
by Rony911 September 18, 2010
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Size Zero

Officially defined as a measure of clothing size. Size Zero measurements are as follows:

Bust: 32"
Waist: 24"
Low Hip*: 35.5"

* Defined as 9" below the waist

Primarily aimed at fashion concious parents of 8 - 10 year olds, who'd like their daughters to grow up fast and be "perfect".

The Size Zero fad has caught on with celebrities, Posh Spice being the most favoured example. When reported in the Tabloids the Size Zero fad is typically considered with distaste.

Unfortunately, impressionable teenagers - primarily females - are being caught up in the Size Zero fad, trying to follow after their heroine's footsteps.

Most respectable dieticians are known to believe that being a Size Zero is unhealthy, will shorten a persons life span and has been linked to osteoporosis.

You will find that while some men prefer Size Zero women, most do not; frequently referring to them as "far too skinny". Men like curves girls, know it.
Examples of Size Zero celebrities:

Posh Spice
Lindsay Lohan
by Tortured_Soul December 9, 2008
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F-Zero

a machine that hovers on the ground and excels at the speed of sound,F-Zero was found by rich merchants to entertain people,it had dangers and people were angry about the dangers but then years later,they got used to them,F-Zero was made bye Nintendo,some people wish it was real
by Mo April 15, 2004
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Sub zero

The new Ferrari is so cool, it's sub zero.

Gabriel from Swordfish as described is sub zero: "He exists in a world beyond your world. What we only fantasize, he does. He lives a life where nothing is beyond him. But you know what? It's all a facade. For all his charm and charisma, his wealth, his expensive toys... he's a driven, unflinching, calculating machine. He takes what he wants, when he wants... and disappears"
by Hypno August 7, 2012
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Zero Mass Theory

noun - Used in some Sci-Fi, the Zero Mass Theory is a theory that suggests there is a net total of zero mass in the universe. Although that seems impossible, its the mathematical veiw of the theory.

the actual theory is that there is positive matter and negative matter, and when the total negative and positive mass is added together, they cancel out to zero. This would go along with the Big Bang Theory. One unanswered question would be, "If there was nothing, then exploded into positive and negative matter, what caused this massive and mysterious disturbance in the universe?"

I have 2 plausible answers to that question. 1. God, or a "Higher Power" created this disturbance, or 2.) Some form of energy or abnormal object must have existed before the matter became. Neither is truely an explanation, just theories without evidence.

How does negative matter and positive matter interact? do that same Newton's Laws apply to them? Do they attract or repulse each other in space? When they touch, do they combine together into nothing? And if so, would they combine into energy, or would they absorb energy in their leave? Does negative matter have negative energy, or do they have the same energy? If different energy, hwo do they react to each others energy? Do magnets still have their effects?

Assuming this theory is true, would one side of the universe be negative? or would there be strange mixes?

I doubt if any real answers will be found in the next 1000 years, but I do hope some scientists take this into consideration as a theory.
Nathan: I was talking to Amber, then we started talking about the Zero Mass Theory, and she immediatly ripped my shirt off and asked me out, I was like "woah! rushing a bit don't you think?"
Jordan: Thats how you started dating her??????11
by Can Not April 4, 2005
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