Your father dipped to the Maldives after committing fraud on Wall Street. He met a hoe, and here you are.
by Daddy's Milk April 30, 2021
by attack muffin April 27, 2021
by Sloane Koller April 12, 2008
by godgody April 15, 2019
1. An expression used when a friend, enemy, or otherwise annoying person is complaining about something terribly unimportant, asinine, or infantile.
2. A phrase used in place of the popular expression "Burn!" made famous by That 70's Show. (Used mostly when the burnee can't take a joke and they're visibly upset. Much more enjoyable to say if they're offended. This saying is often situational.)
3. An expression used anytime you yourself outdoes someone else- i.e., video games, sports, living, etc.
2. A phrase used in place of the popular expression "Burn!" made famous by That 70's Show. (Used mostly when the burnee can't take a joke and they're visibly upset. Much more enjoyable to say if they're offended. This saying is often situational.)
3. An expression used anytime you yourself outdoes someone else- i.e., video games, sports, living, etc.
Them: "Fuck! Fuck! I broke my shoelace! and to top it off, man, I got mud on my pants!! (continues complaining)
You: "And you think I care?" "If you want sympathy tell your mom!"
or
Them: "Dude, I just totally balled that guy on the court."
You: I always knew you liked dudes,
Them: Fuck you, man! I'm not gay!
You: Tell your mom!
or
You: "Oh my God, did you just see that!?" "Tell your mom!"
You: "And you think I care?" "If you want sympathy tell your mom!"
or
Them: "Dude, I just totally balled that guy on the court."
You: I always knew you liked dudes,
Them: Fuck you, man! I'm not gay!
You: Tell your mom!
or
You: "Oh my God, did you just see that!?" "Tell your mom!"
by distraction_camp July 20, 2009
Person 1: Your mom gay
Person 2: no u
Person 1: your daddy faggy
Person 2: your sister mister
Person 1: your grandpappy trappy
Person 2: your family tree LGBT
Person 3: your Ancestors Incestors
*Person 1 & 2 dies*
*person 3 continues watching rick n morty*
Person 2: no u
Person 1: your daddy faggy
Person 2: your sister mister
Person 1: your grandpappy trappy
Person 2: your family tree LGBT
Person 3: your Ancestors Incestors
*Person 1 & 2 dies*
*person 3 continues watching rick n morty*
by Brenfuckingdan April 4, 2018
by I Am Derpy Duck May 16, 2018