writer

An unemployed/unpaid author.

A: What do you do for a living?
B: Well nothing much... Oh, I'm a writer!
A: Right!...

by dramteach December 6, 2010

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by PenguinedPsyduck0xq0 March 11, 2021

read and write

cockney for a "fight"

i would have gotten here sooner, but i got caught up in a read and write.

by marcus price December 1, 2004

write protected

A married person (men) who is an open flirt. The person justifies the marriage as the "write protection" against romantic coup. read only

A : Hey beau ! I saw you getting cozy with that bombshell, wassup ?
B : Gimme a break, boy, I am write protected.

by SHADAB September 22, 2005

Writer's Cock

When you are to horny to be able to form legitimate thoughts to write anything.

I couldn't write because I was stricken with writer's cock

by Communist West December 9, 2012

Bed Written

When an assignment is done in the comfort of your own bed due to lack of willpower to stand or generally move. Typically horrendous quality work with drool stains adorning it.

The teacher deduced the assignment must have been bed written due to the saliva puddle that had dried on it and the delusional paranoid ramblings it contained.

by Kbrix October 23, 2014

eithan write

Gay and has many friends who are also gay jk.They tend to have a tiny penis max length 3 inches meaning bed is a little rough overall a good guy.

"Oh look it's eithan write R.I.P"

by Liltay100 December 10, 2018