1) Him/Her; Come over and put your load up in me.
Me; Woah, that's some serious wifey level stuff for me.
2) Him/Her: I can't get this big
blackhead between my shoulder blades. Will you
squeeze it out for me?
Me: Uhhhh nah, that's some serious wifey level stuff. I've got to get going. My dog... needs her... nightly enema.
3) Her: Will you pick up some Tampax while you're at the
supermarket before you come over tonight?
Me: That's some serious wifey level stuff. Just do a mobile to-go order and I'll pick it up.