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Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO

No it isn't Jordan! No it isn't! This is You trying to reframe what constitutes belief to justify taking all of that Christian money. To believe in THE CHRISTIAN GOD is to believe that THE THINGS IN THE BOOK DID, ARE, AND WILL HAPPEN, Jordan. Is the Christian God THERE Jordan. Is it THERE and does it have the attributes it is depicted to have in the bible OR.... OR... IS IT NOT THERE, Jordan? Is that A THING THAT YOU THINK? DO YOU THINK THAT THE CREATURE IS THERE? IS THAT A THING YOU THINK OR DO YOU NOT THINK THAT? ARE YOU A BOY OR ARE YOU A GIRL, JORDAN?
Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO! Ok!? So if I don't actually believe in God, then, actually believing in God isn't actually believing in God, OK!? Believing in God is something else entirely! Now... Ok!? You can't just ACTUALLY BELIEVE that God is THERE... You gotta... You gotta, like, grapple with the IDEA that it MIGHT be there! And then you gotta interpret the book so that WHATEVER YOU DO... Is doing the Book! Even if you contradict yourself AND THE BOOK! Right!? See, God (and by extension all higher-order abstractions) is whatever I need to do be, moment to moment, for me to maintain a certain level of moral superiority. So, maturity? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment. Belief? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment? God? You got it! Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment."
by Hym Iam May 21, 2024
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Whatever

Look at that! I drew the connection between Myron amd Whatever podcast and now the right-wing Christians are coming after them.
Hym "Yep. Whatever. It was like the next day! I said something and then THE NEXT DAY they sent some Christian on to try to get the porn stars to join the incest cult and now they are demonizing the Whatever geeks."
by Hym Iam November 18, 2024
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whatever

dude: how was your day?
dude 2: it was whatever, hby?
by ripzoe February 2, 2021
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Whatever doesnt kill you makes you stranger

Literally whatever doesnt kill you makes you stranger as simple as that
Yo marcus just killed the whole north korean army with a pistol and somehow survived
Damn you know what they say "Whatever doesnt kill you makes you stranger" must be a really strange boi
by lol xd xd 123 456 November 21, 2021
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Whatever

A weird way to say "Hello" in the ship of fools server
Whatever, Fellow fool!
by Meckabone March 7, 2023
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whatever fucks your boat

Veyr much like whatever floats your boat but with more pizazz and gravitas
Person 1: "Should I climb mount everest and then parachute off the top of it?"

Person 2: "whatever fucks your boat"
by batman2504 March 11, 2025
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[Whatever fills your pussy]

If it makes you happy, go for it
She: I'm going to shop for Lipstick at Macy's
He: Whatever fills your pussy.
by mossiears March 20, 2014
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