wanker

wanker adj : a person whom wanks his pud or cock . look at the bloody wanker . 2 an idiot in the social i.e. look at the bloody wanker ....

look at the bloody wanker in the park scaring away the people ...lol

by wankmeister June 18, 2005

Wanker

One who wanks; A person who masturbates multiple times in a week or day.

Wanking: Masturbating

Oh God, that track runner is a wanker? And he was WANKING whislt running?! Gross.

by The ORIGINAL Grammer Nazi May 24, 2007

tub wanker

Someone who wanks in the tub whether it’s for pleasure or for preference. When they are taking a bath they decide “lets wank it”. The nut usually stays in the bath while they are in it.

“Ryan is a tub wanker he is so weird.”

by Shrad June 21, 2022

Ditch wanker

A young male located towards the edge of a tent. Commonly found wearing Jeans and a Bomber Jacket with penis in hand.

What do you mean bruv. We're never gonna fit 5 people in there!

Don't worry mate, Zac's a ditch wanker so we're all good.

by The Ultimate Bruh Moment September 26, 2019

Kimono wanker

A person who comes to Japan on thier gap year to 'discover' themselves whilst saying YOLO every 2 minutes, walking around in a kimono, trying to 'immerse themselves in the culture', whilst failing completely, which only adds to their general twattery!

Look at that wanker, walking around in the kimono, he was always a good for nothing meff! Absolutely a kimono wanker!

by Boom1986 May 31, 2019

knuckle wanker

The act of pleasuring yourself by repeatedly punching yourself in the cock.

You're a knuckle wanker.

by Arnold Shwartzenigger October 8, 2019

Legit Wanker

Legit Wanker. Only used if the Wanker has been caught in the past Wanking.

That guy is a Legit Wanker.

by Fact Bearer April 20, 2017