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Wanker phone

Mobile phone. Not commonly used today, but was heavily used in the early days of the device. As the prices of phones dropped the term fell out of favour; another case of Tall poppy syndrome?
Look at that guy talking on his wanker phone; is he that important?!
by S!egfried June 16, 2010
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Wanker Canker

Literally, a canker caused by too much wanking. Synonymous with the term sandy vagina.
That guy had a major wanker canker - what a dick!
by Ess and Em July 6, 2010
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Wankerism

The act of being, and acting like a wanker.
Also included, subtle wankerism. The variety of wankerism where people don't understand that you're being a total wanker and taking the piss out of them, until a little while after the said act of wankerism has been performed.
Oh that guy Kim, he says things all the time that appear to be funny, but afterwards you realise he's just being a wanker. He's a master of wankerism.
by Iamdavidkingoftheworld April 29, 2011
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Wandering Spirit

Welcome to the Spirit that is Wandering discord, or also know as WhaleShit, here we have meaningful conversations such as, is kanye have 23 nip? And, are u an fur frend uwu? Welcome, and enjoy your stay at the official WhaleShit discord server.
by o0Triste0o June 9, 2019
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wanker

isn't boris a massive wanker
by its ya boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii December 13, 2019
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oinky wanker

In the terms of old, oinky wanker is used to describe the male genitalia. Also known as, penis.

It is also a derogatory term against the male genitalia.
"Ew, I saw his oinky wanker"

"He got a sex change, and he got his oinky wanker taken off"
by jigiram February 3, 2008
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mask wanker

Someone who insists on wearing a mask during a fake pandemic
Look at them sheep wearing masks

Mask wanker
by Giggidy79 December 19, 2021
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