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vegan carpetbagger

a: A lesbian who does not eat pussy because of her profound belief that eating meat is morally wrong.

b: A lesbian with a strict catch and release policy when it comes to pussy
a: Stay away from that chick, she's a vegan carpetbagger. She gave me a twenty minute lecture on Veganism when I asked her to go down on me!

b: That female was nuts. a real vegan carpetbagger. She picked me up then spent an hour taking care of my vagina, combing my pubic hair, petting and talking baby talk to it before bursting into tears and telling my pussy to go free.
by Zomommey November 1, 2011
mugGet the vegan carpetbaggermug.

Dirty Vegan

The act of eating out an ass hole after the person just took a shit without wiping
Jennifer just got a dirty vegan from Daniel
by The Great E-Dog January 21, 2010
mugGet the Dirty Veganmug.

Birth Vegan

Somone who has never eaten meat. A vegetarian from birth
I became a vegan I was thirty when but my kids will be birth vegans.
by Spinroyd October 23, 2013
mugGet the Birth Veganmug.

anti-vegan

An internet and college campus phenomenon; Groups which chat incessantly about vegan, vegetarian and animal rights hypocrisy in any chatroom or message board.

A person who either thrives desperately on negative attention from a highly sensitive, reactionary group of people or feels subconscious turmoil which manifests into a nasty, pig-headed, oftentimes poorly concealed apologetic display. Usually conspiracy-loving or proudly sardonic. Will site flaws in "PETAlogic" even when so many other animal rights and welfare organizations exist.

Examples of inner turmoil surface when the anti-vegan inflates heroism in responsible pet ownership or saving the life of some random creature. Much like the most extreme animal rights activists, will make a great scene over nothing.
"I just saved a kitten from drowning. And I LOVE meat. Take that, vegans!"

"Animal rights groups lie to us. Livestock are treated well on factory farms." "If abuse does take place, it is isolated." Proclamation despite copious film, photographic, and insider evidence to the contrary.
by middle man February 26, 2004
mugGet the anti-veganmug.

Non-vegan

A normal person who enjoys a diet that includes meat, fish and dairy ) or any combination of the three) along with other vegetables, fruits and grains.
Oh, you’re a vegan? I’m a non-vegan, you weirdo.
by Big Ed January 21, 2020
mugGet the Non-veganmug.

THAT VEGAN TEACHER

A stupid bitch that's trying to turn everyone vegan.
by erwythgdf February 2, 2021
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Vegan farts

Farts that smell like vegan burgers and sausages typically done by a vegan
Ja:fucking hell I smell vegan farts a vegan must be close by!
L: holy shit I can to that smells disgusting I bet they shit out carrots and veggies
by Lenthyja February 11, 2021
mugGet the Vegan fartsmug.

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