A person often defined as a piece of rubbish. Has a very feisty personality and will not hesitate to bite you and could shred you to pieces if you get on her bad side. valentina often crushes on guys and will obsess over you and has major crushes on celebrity and normally would never stop talking about them. valentina specifically likes boy bands. often nicknamed tina
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An itching pain in the groin/buttock area, associated with over-indulgence in once-a-year sexual activity.
My wife won't be driving, she's got a spot of Valentino Frictionis.
Has that gentleman been riding his horse again, or is it Valentino Frictionis?
Has that gentleman been riding his horse again, or is it Valentino Frictionis?
by Mr Moose February 15, 2008
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Get the Valentine's day mug.When I was in elementary school, I binged on candy on Valentine’s Day one year. I paid dearly for it by puking on the white carpet in the middle of the night.
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