Vagine-Eleven

An event from an alternate universe (Hillary Clinton president of USA) where on September 11th, 2001, an all female group hijacked two airplanes and crashed them into the Twin Towers deeming them phallic symbols of oppression.

“I don’t know what event was worse here on Earth C-637, Pearl Necklace Harbor or Vagine-Eleven. Women are relentless.”

by Dumpster Choir February 10, 2021

Vaginal institution

Is a place of education where you study about the ins and outs of vaginas. Flappy vaginas, trimmed vaginas, hairy vaginas, tight vaginas, loose vaginas, smelly vaginas, infected vaginas ... whatever kind of vagina! You name it

Pervert: yo man what you going to study after you finish high school?
Future vagina doctor: I’m going to study about vaginas at vaginal institution, how about you?
Pervert: I was thinking law, but now I change my mind

by Learn about periods too February 4, 2021

vaginal juuling

using a juul e cigarrette with ones own vagina to get an orgasm and a high

Linda is so wild she was vaginal juuling last night.

by weirdo47969 May 22, 2018

Vaginal vision

This is the vision used by horny woman, thinking primary with their vaginas and not their brains.

Betsy dosen't normally sleep with a guy she just met, but she used her vaginal vision and found that one.

by Mix master Mac September 3, 2021

Vaginal Wrestling

After woman on top sex, the man tries with all his might to stay inside her, while she uses her ULTRA STRONG VAGINA MUSCLES

Sarah and Shawn told me about their epic battle in vaginal wrestling last night!

by Sarcia26 March 21, 2019

vaginal trash

The epitome of a bottom-feeding, lowly, pathetic, disgusting, contaminated, genetic mutation of a person. Often attempts to be devious and vindictive, but lacks the intellect to execute the task properly. In their own eyes, the vaginal trash sees themself as beautiful, special, unique and amazing, but fails to understand that even when you polish a turd, it’s still a turd. Specializes in backstabbing and compulsive lying.

“Wow, Felicia. I’m so sorry you fell victim to that vaginal trash. Don’t waste your time with revenge. Either the karma train or an STD will get her”.

“Sorry to hear about your break-up, Joe. We’ve all been meaning to tell you that Allison is nothing but vaginal trash, but we didn’t want to hurt your feelings”.

by Evil95GT January 6, 2019

Vaginal snot

Vaginal discharge with the consistency and color of snot

Nurse: “it almost looks like snot”
Doctor: “yes vaginal snot”
Blonde Newbie: tells supervisor that vaginal snot is the diagnosis
Everyone: “STOP!! Vaginal snot doesn’t exist!!”

by Turtle-C October 18, 2019