Vaginal vision

This is the vision used by horny woman, thinking primary with their vaginas and not their brains.

Betsy dosen't normally sleep with a guy she just met, but she used her vaginal vision and found that one.

by Mix master Mac September 3, 2021

Vaginal lint

The moment when she’s about to sit on your face and you see balled up toilet paper stuck to the side of her vagina

So i was going down on this lady friend of mine and she had vaginal lint Coagulating From her Vagina

by Twice over June 22, 2018

vaginal disaster

Child birth

After delivering twins, Michelle's genitals were declared a vaginal disaster.

by sickophucko November 28, 2013

vaginal volcanoe

When your vaginal cavity lets out a spew of hot air, because the orgasm was extremely spectacular.

I am going to marry him. He gave me a vaginal volcanoe.

by BigCracker May 17, 2016

Vagine-Eleven

An event from an alternate universe (Hillary Clinton president of USA) where on September 11th, 2001, an all female group hijacked two airplanes and crashed them into the Twin Towers deeming them phallic symbols of oppression.

“I don’t know what event was worse here on Earth C-637, Pearl Necklace Harbor or Vagine-Eleven. Women are relentless.”

by Dumpster Choir February 10, 2021

deja-vagine

When a chick gives you her phone number and you discover she is already in your contacts, so you check the previous text message exchange to find that you stopped messaging because she was getting too thirsty for your happily married ass.

Man, I had a major case of deja-vagine last night when a customer gave me her number. Turns out we already met and she got a little thirsty for my liking so I cut her off. Please don't tell my wife, lest I end up in the dog box again.

by Kiwiboiii November 17, 2020

Vaginal Wharf

The moist dock in which we males park our scurvy ships for an overnight squander.

pirate 1: "arr matey, we makin a stop tonight?'

pirate 2: "ye matey we goin to the vaginal wharf, arrr"

by jimminybigboi April 23, 2018