Some one who genuinely has no fucking clue how to live life with out being being an absolute disappointment to everyone on earth whether they know them or not
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by Rionox March 2, 2023
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by windowgoblin May 21, 2018
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by Mulletman350 February 17, 2014
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Person one: "oh man, you worked so hard this week, you're gonna make so much money"
Person two: "I was promised big dollars but old Frank pulled the Yankee Rug-Tug on me and now I'm homeless"
Person two: "I was promised big dollars but old Frank pulled the Yankee Rug-Tug on me and now I'm homeless"
by Thetug January 6, 2022
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