Butt Trumpet

Hillary Clinton supporters, lately. All they can say is, "Butt Trumpet this or Butt Trumpet that!"

"Yeah, we know Hillary takes millions from oppressive totalitarian regimes in exchange for arms deals, but Trump is worse!" said the Butt Trumpet.

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rusty trumpet

When a chick eats a guys ass and jerks him off at the same time.

Aaron O gives rusty trumpets to all the guys.

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when a girl gives you a reach around handjob while eating out your ass hole.

I had the freshman give me a "rusty trumpet" before taking her to the party.

rusty trumpet by dvus August 8, 2003

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The placing of the lips to a mans rectum and blowing like you would into a trumpet while masturbating him.

Ronnie asked Jane if she would blow him a tune on the ole rusty trumpet as he dropped his britches with a grin.

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1.police car's siren
2.breaking wind

1.shit the alarm is going ,can your hear a fuzz-trumpet coming this way?
2.let my fuzz-trumpet spew a wonderful odour

fuzz-trumpet by nutzdog November 8, 2007

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Where your kid or little brother/sister jumps on you to wake you up in the morning and you release gas.

"My son woke me and Frank up with a jumping trumpet...Ew those beans hit Frank hard last night"

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While getting head, the man blows diarrhea all over the bed/other party.

I was straddling her chest while she was blowing me, so those burritos made for a great Angry Trumpet.

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