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Zero Sum Total

Outcome of failed incursion or influence strategy wherein no victory can be achieved.
A zero sum total occurs when a planned strategy faces an inevitable outcome where the probability of success becomes zero and nothing is achieved.

Examples of real world zero sun totals:

Zero Sum Total Political Strategy:
The 45th President continually claims the nation is in decline by degrading any positive results made by the 46th President. In doing so, they create a mindset that positive outcomes are not possible regardless who has achieved them. This results in no net gains of solutions for the nation.

Geopolitical Example: Russia aims to conquer ukraine but must destroy ukraine to conquer and by doing so unites majority of world against Russia and their Allie’s while achieving no real physical victory.
by Boomerboy79 July 31, 2023
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Total Request Live

by Jake February 26, 2003
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total dynamic head

When two girls are giving you a blow job, one is working the balls while the other one works the shaft. Then both women share the gravy.
Dude, last night, Kelly and Jenna gave me total dynamic head
by Gillthebill November 6, 2013
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Total Zombie Mode

Feeling completely dead, but having to live your daily life.
Feeling like the walking dead

Could mean feeling totally wasted, having a hangover or non-alcoholic hangover causing this feeling, etc.
Friend: how are you.

Pete: blehhhuhhh...umm.... *starts snoring then wakes up* uhmm, what did you say?

Friend: God man, you look dead. Someone's in total zombie mode huh?:

Pete: guess so man.
by TAY000 January 22, 2012
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Total eclipse

Total eclipse is a low rent production of brat. Starring Mackenzie Ziegler. The actors are just overrated kids acting too old for their age.
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total resistance

An oxnard band with celebrity members Adolf Hitler, Richard Simmons, Bill Cosby, and Pamel Anderson.

see also emo
Total Resistance plays with various emo bands and their groupies.
by jesiah December 17, 2003
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Totally Nice Day

Dog whistle used by racist neo nazis. The acronym TND means Total N*gger Death and totally nice day is used to disguise the acronym.
Neonazi: Go have a Totally Nice Day

Sane person: Go fuck yourself
by 0therwise June 25, 2023
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