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Toxic Banter

Banter of an exceptionally high standard; the best kind of banter available; so good can actually have an adverse and harmful effect on those involved in the banterering.
Shewar: "Last night was jokes. I don't feel too good this morning though"

Will: "Yeah, it was Toxic Banter "

Shewar: "Bare toxic"
by Shewar January 1, 2009
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toricane

A cross between and a tornado and a hurricane. Usually starts over land with tornado-like effects and wind, with copious amounts of precipitation. *Not to be confused with hurrinado, which is the same thing, but starts over water, like a hurricane.
As we looked across the plains, we saw the tornado turn into a toricane with that heavy rains that accompanied it.
by JonMoore October 25, 2008
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Toxic Turtle

Foul smelling faecal matter which either does not flush or will be accompanied by some form of staining of the toilet bowl. Due to their unpleasant after-effects (especially the long lasting, extremely offensive smell) toxic turtles have the effect of dissuading any person from coming too close to the toilet for a considerable amount of time. (hence the reference to "toxic").
John came over to our place on saturday. After dinner, he released a toxic turtle. Everyone was so grossed out that we could not go near the toilet for at least two hours.
by house rules July 6, 2009
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toxic evangelism

n.

The preaching of fire-and-brimstone hatemongers that defile Christian kindness in their own self-righteousness. Their influence creates negative perceptions of modern Christian churches. This is due largely in part through the controversial and outspoken actions and opinions of a few congregations, such as the Westboro Baptist Church.
Bill- "Who was that crazy guy yelling at you in the park?"

Ted- "Some nutter telling me that my Jesus wasn't the right one to be putting faith in. He was trying to sell his toxic evangelism and some people actually were listening to him."

Bill- "Yikes, no wonder people aren't going to churches anymore."
by ukilledthecat June 16, 2010
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Toxic Taco

A vagina, or taco, that is toxic. Usually ridden with multiple STDs, it's very gross, and is similar to muff cabbage. Also anything from Taco Bell, or Taco Bueno.
Damn! That whore had a really toxic taco!
by proudyellowman March 28, 2011
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Toxicmegalolz

haha that was toxicmegalolz
by toxicmegalolz August 25, 2011
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Topical Parkour

Conversations with good friends esp. when inebriated, that rapidly jump from topic to topic with no preceding explanation.
How the hell did we get onto midget pron? Topical Parkour baby! Keep up!
by ErinNina/ShiftySly October 11, 2014
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