Plant

To forcibly shove 3-4 batons or sticks in someones anus as a form of pleasure.

Dang i'm low key trying to Plant her.

by HelloAfrica January 17, 2017

face plant

Basically the same as “painting his/her face” just has more of a dramatic effect

He gave me the fattest face plant

by 25pilots December 30, 2021

Plant Porn

The act of fucking a plant, whether it be fiction or real. Wanna shove a cucumber in your pussy, you like plant porn. Wanna fuck the Mario piranha plant BOOM we got Plant Porn. We have it all for you kinky bastards UwU!

"Yo you been lookin at that plant porn shit"
"fuck yeah dude plant porn is fire"

by TheBoiBOB December 17, 2023

Plant Juice

A relatively new type of juice which has seen its origins in Robertson, South Africa. This type of juice is derived from Jelly Fish Semen mixed with many different types of liquids including a small ratio of alcohol. It’s brewers mainly serve it and have always called it plant juice as the semen in its early stages looks like a plant.

The Kelly family went to the sea to find Jellyfish so that they can start brewing plant juice.

by Jellyfish_Juice May 16, 2019

Forehead Log Plant

The planting of a log of shit on another's forehead.

Josue's great Forehead Log Plant on David left a brown stain that almost got in his hair.

by Levi Addalon March 12, 2023

Murder Plant

A murderous plant of murder-ation

Oh no dont touch that its a MMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRDEEEEEEEEEEER PLANTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

dont touch Murder Plants or you will go to the infinite abyss

by E-Stuffs October 1, 2016

Potted Plant

When you can’t think of a punch line so you just say

Guy1: I’m bored, what should we do?
Guy2: potted plant.
Guy1: what
Guy2: did i stutter?

by LazyWasTaken July 6, 2023