dick tied 

The condition in which an uncircumcised penis is constricted by the frenulum, a piece of skin similar to the piece of skin under the tongue, which can cause pain during sex, inability to orgasm, and a curve in the penis.

He is so dick tied, he can't come. (Should be spoken with a lisp to indicate the reference to tongue tied)

dick tied by Ellery Armstrong April 5, 2017

laced and tied 

v. To get beat down by somebody, who is usually with a group of people, to the point of embarrassment. Getting laced and tied usually happens outside of a gay club or on the block, and mostly used by "the girls" (aka black gay men).

James: Ooooh girl did you hear the T?

Jamal: What gir?

James: Bitch! Jaylen was talking mad ish at the club, so Jeremiah and his Judys laced and tied him during the fallout!

Jamal: OOOH GIRL! That's real T!

laced and tied by howwyouuduinn? March 12, 2010

muddy bike tire 

The act of pulling your poopy dick out of someone's ass and giving er a good slap on the back causing the impression of riding bike with a muddy tire! -MDS

Muddy bike tire on ur back

muddy bike tire by Modern Day Suffering March 18, 2014

Kill all tires 

To slay or to destroy tires in an aggressive fashion, Ex: drifting, burnouts, hooning, etc.

The man exclaimed “kill all tires!” And while he shredded his 240sx

Kill all tires by Slapgod May 10, 2019

tire kicker 

A person who acts or thinks they're interested in purchasing a car that they can most likely not afford to buy. They spend a majority of their time trying to find things wrong with the car that's for sale by complaining the car is the wrong color,(when they knew that it was that color in the first place), its an automatic instead of a stick (but if it were a stick he'd want an automatic) or its missing a few features that they really wanted, like the irrelevant windshield washers on the headlights. Tire kickers generally low ball you on the first offer, just to see how desperate you are. They generally test your will to sell it to them by their indecision. Most tire kickers are indecisive car buyers who are cheapskates at heart, that will never fix the things or faults they find wrong on the car thats for sale if they buy it.

Tommy the tire kicker was testing Johns patience with the list of things he didn't like about the car.

tire kicker by Dion 67 October 20, 2007

Tred 

Tred is a word meaning a variety of things. This word can be an insult, action or a description.

That tred over there is really tredding right now. What a tred move

Tred by Toby.c.3 July 15, 2019

chirped the tires 

1. When a person is has chirped the tires; it simply means that they put enough foot down on the gas pedal to make the tires chirp. It's not like they are smoking their tires; they just hit the gas enough to get a "chirp" sound from the rubber of the tire as the tire turns fast against the road.

1. I could not believe it! I was out with Grandma and she was driving and Grandpa and I were riding; and then GRANDMA chirped the tires when she took off! She was sick of the guy next to us cutting in and out of traffic so she chirped off and beat him to the next intersection before he could cut in front of her again. I was cracken up!

chirped the tires by IrishDaddy2U April 14, 2010