folding chair

the coolest ever, like who the heck invented folding chairs cause they are straight up dope. get yoself a folding chair

"Woah do you have a folding chair?!? Those are so cool, I need to get one for myself!

by baugette November 15, 2020

Jumping the Chair

Coined by Vox reporter Phil Edwards, it is the idea (or action/turning point) of a person, icon or celebrity turning from a rough and organic human to a polished, unrelatable and manufactured "ideal" being.

This is in direct reference to Microsoft founder Bill Gates, during an interview in 1994 with Connie Chung where he performed a stunt that he had manufactured and created (as a quirk/for fun) with the simple rule being that you jump over a chair from a standing position. When performing, he took a 1-step runup before jumping and promptly apologised afterwards for doing so. This fabricated act now comes with a fabricated apology.

Before jumping the chair, it is a bit of fun and a quirk/skill that holds no significance
After jumping, it is now a game that has been won, even while fabricated.

John: Do you want to see me perfectly crack an egg with a soup ladle?
Peter: Go ahead
John: I'm sorry, I am using my hands so I really am cheating a little
Peter: You're really jumping the chair there, mate.

by susmaster420 February 5, 2022

chair head

i was gettin head on the chair lift

when u r rideing on the chair lift and ur getting head

by chris May 13, 2005

Chair nap

A nap for workaholics that take place in a comfortable chair, usually one that can stay reclined with minimal effort and good balance.

I was so tired today I took a chair nap after lunch.

by willbchou September 25, 2010

high chair

(n) a stoners favorite place to relax.
alt. pronunciation hizz' e chizz' e

Dude, I got so toasted last night that I ended up falling asleep in my high chair.

by seriously non-stoner October 5, 2010

rope chair

The act of hanging a rope from the ceiling, standing on a chair and jumping off of it. This is usually a game of endurance to see who can go the longest holding their breath.

"Let's play rope chair! You can have the first turn!"

by BLT999 November 7, 2018

Bi chair

Bi chair is how some gay people sit, as gays we cannot sit in a chair for the life of us. So basically bi chair is where we sit slouched knee high cross-legged position it's very confusing but very comfortable.

Human one: wow
Human two: what?

Human one: you sitting in the bi chair
Human two: *looks down then back up* wow

by Gaybabyinatrenchcoat November 19, 2019