A shopper in an mindless state of anticipation, having an unquenchable desire for mechandise on sale. Typically spotted in large masses converging in front of store entrances during late hours of the night prior to events such as Black Friday.
Look at all the Bargain Zombies flooding the store entrances, looks like a scene from Dawn of the Dead
by New Sky November 28, 2010
Get the Bargain Zombiemug. Hey man, wanna watch Zombieland tonight?
No thanks, I don't care for the new zombies that can run fast. I'm a zombie snob.
No thanks, I don't care for the new zombies that can run fast. I'm a zombie snob.
by sickness June 27, 2012
Get the Zombie snobmug. zombie on crack: im an zombie on crack
8 year old: butt crack hahaha
zombie on crack: brains
8 year old: ahhh im gonna brains eaten
zombie on crack: makes 8 year olds brain gourmet and then eats it with table utensils
8 year old: butt crack hahaha
zombie on crack: brains
8 year old: ahhh im gonna brains eaten
zombie on crack: makes 8 year olds brain gourmet and then eats it with table utensils
by SteeringWheelFaceReveal June 10, 2023
Get the zombie on crackmug. by dil3mma August 26, 2014
Get the punch the zombiemug. by Aubergine Dave May 7, 2021
Get the Bungee Zombiemug. 1) When one has become overly intoxicated and the Zombocalypse is in full swing, zombies will not know whether this person is food or a fellow flesh-eater.
Oh man, i just survived that first zombie wave. I just got really drunk. Its the best zombie defense.
by Vard-Face July 23, 2010
Get the Zombie Defensemug. When you have sex with a girl on her period, get your dick really bloody, then cram it in her asshole.
by Malone dick November 2, 2013
Get the Bloody zombiemug.