yogurt jizz

When you open a container of yogurt and the liquid part shoots anywhere on anyones person.

That yogurt jizz just got all over her face. I better get her cleaned up.

by Sippysaywhat August 23, 2016

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by Gigglerfarter August 12, 2025

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1. A person with Yogurt Male Syndrome is able to deeply empathize with others, yet lacks emotional depth and is unable to feel emotions deeply or continuously for a long period of time. Another primary symptom of Yogurt Male Syndrome is being unable to fully express themselves and their vision/perspective, no matter how hard they try. They may employ art or writing for self-expression purposes, but their creations will always pale in comparison to the ideas in their brain.

2. A gooner.

I'm so glad I have a friend like you in my life, twin. It's hard finding someone else with Yogurt Male Syndrome, even on the internet.

by 749ygmsyndrme May 9, 2025

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Yogurt Mountain

When one ejaculates a tremendous amount of semen onto one's face, and allows said semen to flow down like an avalanche.

*Midst of having sex*

Justina: "Make sure you cum in your hand hunny, I don't want that shit on me."

Erich: "Remember that skiing trip you always wanted hunny? Well I'm about to take you to yogurt mountain!"

*Splat*

by The Dark Magician February 23, 2012

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Bit the Yogurt

"Bit the Yogurt" is an expression originating in the United States of America, specifically Saint Louis, Missouri in the early 1990s. The expression is used when a person enters into an endeavor with more enthusiasm than is required for the task and ultimately end in miserable failure.

Example: Dave got way too excited creating his Dungeons and Dragons character because his wizard died in the first 5 minutes of the campaign. "Dave really Bit the Yogurt".

by Magrifiedmonkey November 7, 2024

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