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axis of weasels

A gathering of three or more criminal masterminds.
Former Vice President Dick Cheney, Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld and President George W. Bush were known as the axis of weasels.
by Chicswank December 8, 2010
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ass weasels

Dip shits, human scum, and/or lower form of a human being. Just to name a few.
I look over there and I see a legion of ass weasels! Sheep fondling ass weasels! -Crazy General off of Medieval II: Total War
by †WARLORІ November 29, 2007
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Shit Weasel

When there is an intense, overwhelming painful cramping in the stomach and abdomenal region that usually ends results in one bent over clutching themselves in pain. Sometimes there are the noises of a weasle running around and screaming to be released, by means of diarrahea. Side effects may include: goosebumps, shivering, crying, cramping, burning of the anus, sweating, and sharting or aka shit farting.
"Oh man, my stomach hurts sooo bad, I think I have a shit weasel running around and wants to get out oooouch!!" and then run to the bathroom for relief.
by Corinne G. May 23, 2007
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sneaky weasel

#1: To fool someone.

#2: To pull the "wool over someones eyes"

#3: To be sneaky under-handedly
Chad: Hey Todd, don't forget we need to leave early
because we still need to pick Ryan up for that
Nirvana Documentary downtown.

Todd: Oh shit, i almost forgot.

(AFTER GETTING TO RYANS HOUSE)

Todd: Dude, i just went to Ryans house and his
parents said he just left and he isn't answering his cell phone.

Chad: That bastard pulled a SNEAKY WEASEL on us
and took off.
by Todd Lee November 14, 2005
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cum weasel

"the cum weasel ran away last week"
by gary coleman February 5, 2004
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fuck weasel

n. a roomate's douchebag boyfriend
My boss called me a fuck weasel.
by Original Mean Girls January 9, 2009
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