The act of a female (or perhaps anyone with sizeable breasts) using their titty to sexually stimulate a man (possibly to the point of orgasm). Phrase origin is presumed from england.
by Paramecium July 25, 2004
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friend: what did u do last night?
you: played some video games and crashed on the coach, hbu?
friend: did a few revenge wanks to those sluts.
you: played some video games and crashed on the coach, hbu?
friend: did a few revenge wanks to those sluts.
by assriffffle July 1, 2011
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Signs of a Pre-Wank:
1. No shirt
2. In a dark room
3. Does not show his face
4. Hands on the clothed crotch
5. Above the age of 45
if one of these signs is present, then you have enough reason to press f9 (next) as fast as possible
Signs of a Pre-Wank:
1. No shirt
2. In a dark room
3. Does not show his face
4. Hands on the clothed crotch
5. Above the age of 45
if one of these signs is present, then you have enough reason to press f9 (next) as fast as possible
Video Display: (a hairy-chested man with a bottle of lotion in hand)
Mike: PRE-WANK!
Patrick: Hit f9!
Mike: PRE-WANK!
Patrick: Hit f9!
by Michael O'Megle April 15, 2010
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1. because someone else is nearby eg; a woman is making the tea while you're sitting at the table.
2. because you really shouldn't be doing it there eg; work.
3. because if your missus finds you looking at other women you'll get an earfull.
if the person you are trying to hide your wank from becomes suspicious, the spunk hunt is on. you must find and destroy all evidence before they do or else you'll be in trouble.
1. because someone else is nearby eg; a woman is making the tea while you're sitting at the table.
2. because you really shouldn't be doing it there eg; work.
3. because if your missus finds you looking at other women you'll get an earfull.
if the person you are trying to hide your wank from becomes suspicious, the spunk hunt is on. you must find and destroy all evidence before they do or else you'll be in trouble.
Examples of Covert Wanks:
1. 'do you want carrots or not?'
'no thanks' (knowing the wank was undetected)
2. 'have you called mr. evans yet?'
'nope' (knowing the wank was undetected)
3. 'what's that magazine?'
'men's health' (knowing it was penthouse magazine)
1. 'do you want carrots or not?'
'no thanks' (knowing the wank was undetected)
2. 'have you called mr. evans yet?'
'nope' (knowing the wank was undetected)
3. 'what's that magazine?'
'men's health' (knowing it was penthouse magazine)
by **tom1234** May 26, 2007
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