double third-wheeling

When two of your best friends date each other, so that means you're third-wheeling both.

"Hey! I heard Tess got a boyfriend, how's the third wheel life?"
"Double third-wheeling, you mean, her boyfriend's one of my other best friends."
"Ahaha, sucked in!"

by ThatFluffyUnicorn August 6, 2018

Third Quarter Effect

The natural increase of homework and difficulty in classes throughout the year, peaking near the end of the third quarter. This is due to the increase in difficulty of the curriculum and the compilation and compounding of concepts. The peak comes before review for finals, when the last few sections of material for class are given to students.
Also, many projects and term papers are given or due near the third quarter peak.

My grades gradually dropped as a result of the third quarter effect this year.

I can't get into college because the third quarter effect ruined my GPA!

by Nicko01 August 30, 2010

Third Wheel Threesome

A threesome which involves a single person and an already established couple.

John and Jennifer invited me to their house for a steak dinner; long story short: shit happened, and we ended up having a third wheel threesome.

by Living Ass May 19, 2021

Third Raccoon Eye

The hostile act of punching a man in the dick while he is half-asleep, giving him a third eye down below to match his upper two.

"How's that for a third raccoon eye?

One more punch and It'll be third eye blind."

by asiandong June 6, 2016

Third World Tournament

Third World Tournament is a Double Elimination bracket slightly inspired in KFAD which characters recognized in the latin/spanish community compete with each other through music arrangements/mashups until one stands victorious.

Did you see the new song Third World Tournament just dropped?
ahuevo apoco no esto era un torneo en español? xdxdxdxd

by NegMaster69 June 22, 2021

third-pic wince

1. (n.) An involuntary reflex that occurs when you get the third photo of someone whom you believed was attractive, but looks a lot worse in this one. Everyone has one or two great photos that make them look a lot better than they really are. When this person lets down their guard and sends a more natural photo, the illusion of attractiveness is shattered, and the wince occurs.

I was writing to this hot girl who gave me a glamour shot and a downshirt. Then, she sent me a picture of her sitting on her couch in sweats with the cat. That made me do a third-pic wince and cut off all contact with her.

by perdix June 28, 2012

Third World Drunk

A level of intoxication leading to extreme hunger combined with illiteracy.

Friend A: If I don't eat now I'm gonna die, man
Friend B: Then order something retard
Friend A: Let's get some Crispy...Chose...Mike's...
Friend B: You are seriously third world drunk

by Mr Quackers March 25, 2010